(AKA What I Could Not Say Last Thursday)
Listen you little turd. When I tell you to be quiet and focus on your math THAT IS WHAT YOU HAD GODDAM BETTER DO. I am not being paid to be your friend. I am not being paid for you to like me. Hell, I don't CARE if you don't like me.
But you WILL listen to me.
And when I have to tell you at least a dozen times over the course of an hour to be quiet and focus on your math? Buddy, your ass is lucky I didn't give you extra homework packets out of passive-aggressive retaliation. The boy next to you was doing his best and trying to do his math work--you leaning over and exclaiming "That's easy!! But that's so eeeeeaaaaasssssyyyyyyy!!!!!!11!" didn't help and made me want to pop you one. Bouncing on your heels and protesting that an answer was right when I am REQUIRED to check it in the book? And then gloating and going "I told you soooooooo!" when I told you it was? RAGE, KIDDO, YOU WILL SEE IT IF YOU DON'T STFU.
I'm not your mom. I don't love you. You are not my precious little boy. You're someone else's snotty brat I am paid to supervise in a school-like setting.
God, I can't wait to go back to the older kids. Middle/high school I can totally handle, even if I'm entirely unable to explain what they did wrong on their math problems. But they don't need as close watching as the 3-5 graders, so thank God for that.